kittens have their first sips of water [x]
#WHAT IS THIS GODLY ELIXIR? #MANA FROM HEAVEN?? #OH PRAISE JESUS THIS IS DELICIOUS
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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this
oh wow look how sarcastic that looks
that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary
DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION
a title I one day hope to achieve
In high school I knew this girl that wanted to become a prostitute when she graduated and now she goes to Stanford
shiba squad
dont trust people who dont dip their oreos in milk
but I’m allergic :(
don’t be a pussy
what if instead of calling each other names we referred to each other by our most dominant feature
like ‘hey Nose’ or ‘hey Too Much Eyeliner’
that’s usually called bullying
if a tree falls in the forest do the other trees laugh
